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Jungler
Arcadia 2001

What the fuck is wrong with the name of this game? Firstly, it's a made up word - it means nothing and secondly it suggests that there might be a jungle involved in the game - but there isn't. That's two fuck ups and we've barely started. The game is actually (supposed to be) two dragons queerly chasing each other's tails around a maze and shooting each other with cum balls. Once you've cummed the tail of the opposing dragon, you then douse it's head in a globule of cum. Despite the bored, it's pretty horny. Look at the screenshots; they're not fucking dragons are they? |  |

| The point of the game is to score as highly as possible. That's it. Don't expect a full on FMV sequence ending with full Disney orchestral score accompanying when you catch out the other 'dragon'. In fact, when it comes to music, don't expect the bleeps and bloops to be in tune. Another broken aspect is the hit detection. Jesus fucking wept is this poor. If you hit the other dragon with your cum, the game may or may not count it as a hit. So, fuck you. Also, this game has clearly stretched the capabilities of the shitty Arcadia 2001 as shooting a cum blob really slows the system down. So, cut down on the skeeting.

As far as I could fathom, there are two game boards. One board is mildly interesting, whilst the other is extremely basic. Both are super shitty, naturally. What isn't in this game? I think you have five lives in total, including the life you begin with. That's a lot of lives. You'll only need a single life before quitting the game.

I've actually seen another review of this game on the internet (http://www.videogamecritic.net/arcadiaaz.htm). It's completed by the Video Game Critic. Not to be confused with the decent Video Game Nerd, of course. I actually quite like his site though. It has lots of content and covers many systems. Obviously not as many systems as this site and he doesn't have as many screenshots or videos but still, a good site. Getting back to this game, don't play it. It's supposed to be one of the best games on the Arcadia 2001. How can this be? |  |

Look; Dragons on the box, not fucking weird shite.